The Naughty Cooker

A knock on the door----

my sweet, vivid dream it tore.

Half-asleep I opened it,

to my surprise there was kept a kit.

The kit was like a big basket--

contained in it was a cooker and gasket.

I kept it aside and tried to sleep,

Noise again woke me, just at the dream leap!

Surrrrrr...Surrrrr.....

Oh God! whats that?

Terrified I went to the kitchen

The cooker was sneezing like a chicken

After putting all things in order

When I was to sleep and was on border,

There was a sound similar to that of an explosion,

At a time, when I was swimming in the dream ocean.

Peeping out of my room, What I found

was everywhere 'khichdi' scattered a pound

God forbid, this naughty cooker

Had at last burst like a boomer!

Annoyed, at the cooker, I lost my temper

called the number and started to hammer,

The head of the cooker repairer;

Before I found it was a wrong number!